Do it Joe
By: Melissa | March 15th, 2009Kansas City Wizards player Jimmy Conrad has a new blog post up at Soccernet which is, per usual, completely effin’ awesome. This time, he makes 100% accurate predictions for the upcoming 2009 MLS season. Accurate because he has 10 years of MLS experience behind him. So I fully expect this prediction to come true:
The new San Jose Earthquakes, now known as the San Jose Earthquakes, will be the most improved team from the year before. Also, San Jose goalkeeper Joe Cannon will finally find an outlet to solve his endless excess energy issue by suiting up for San Jose’s women’s professional soccer team, the Gold Rush, as Josephine Cannon.
SIDE RANT: Now he can finally put his autographed Brandi Chastain sports bra to good use.
I look forward to watching Josephine in action at Buck Shaw although she’ll have a tough time competing against Barnhart for the #1 goalie spot.
(Okay guys. I’m taking a little blogger break for a few more days. I’m just a bit burnt out right now. I’ll be back before the season starts. I swear. Pinky swear.)
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pretty regrettable that Jimmy uses the name of the 49ers Cheerleading Squad … although with those skorts … ;-0
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Interesting question to ask the guy sometime. But seriously people…
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Was looking for the “like” button, oh heck I’m not on FB…
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